GODS OF EGYPT: WHY?

Gods of Egypt is an impressive movie made by university students.  The graphics are decent, but can be improved upon.  With further plot iterations, reshoots, improved dialogue and some acting classes, this movie will be able to receive a B on presentation night.

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KUNG FURY : So tragically bad that it’s incredibly good

Triceracop and Kung Fury
Triceracop (left) and Kung Fury (right)

The best worst movie of the 80s that’s been made in 2015. Boom!  Never taking itself seriously and always fun, Kung Fury is the must see of 2015.

This movie is the epitome of a good bad movie.  Now, if you’re confused, you won’t be once you’ve seen it.  Laser Unicorns has produced a gem of a crap heap.  From its bad 80s music, convoluted plot line rip off of every movie ever made, weird stiff acting, awkward pauses, incredibly awesome bad special effects and strange nonsensical dialogue, this movie has it all and you want it and more.  Writer, Director and star, David Sandberg, took every cliché from the 80s movie making world, chucked it in a blender, and made this awesome piece of fun crapolla.

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50 SHADES OF GREY

The movie is as good as this 'art work'
The movie is as good as this ‘art work’

50 Shades, is there are shittier movie out in 2015?  I fail to see how a movie could be worse, but bring on the contenders!  I am up to the challenge.

Over the last 2 years, 50 Shades has popped up at various conversations with my friends.  Some suggesting I should read it because “It’s so you”.  I was like, “Huh? This romance novel is about a guy in grey suits who goes around murdering 50 women?”  Crime being my current genre, it turns out, I was a little wrong.  So, when one friend deemed it necessary to enlighten me about the specifics of the book, I shrugged and moved on.  BDSM, how is this me?  What?  Continue reading “50 SHADES OF GREY”