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Ummm… how do I do this and still manage your expectations? This movie is awesome! No, it sucked… no, really, it’s awesome… expectation management, let me try it again. If you go in expecting Jurassic Park III, then, you’ll be blown away.
The latest instalment Continue reading “JURASSIC WORLD: A LESSON UNLEARNT”
Ahhh… this week marks the return of season 4 of Major Crimes, or the 11th season of The Closer, depending on how you view it. And I welcome it.
Little changes in this show, including the ensemble cast, and I’m really happy about that. There’s a lot to be said for a fantastic ensemble cast and actors who understand the quirks of their characters so well.
Somewhere between an excruciating third episode to the season finale, this show does a complete 180o and redeems itself. I don’t know when, I don’t know where, since I couldn’t bring myself around to sitting through episodes 4 to 11, not at the risk of any of these being as bad as 1 through to 3. I had had enough.
I thought to myself, why not give the finale a chance? You know how sometimes, a book can be incredibly frustrating, but, when you skip to the last chapter, it is actually exciting as all the twists and turns have revealed themselves.
Continue reading “SENSE8 : FROM CRAP TO COMPLETELY WATCHABLE”
So, I whined to my editor about Sense8 and told him that I’ve had enough of that piece of shite. His response was simple, “I need you to watch at least 3 more episodes. And then we’ll see.”
I don’t know if it’s wise to call your editor names, but I’m going to do it. Slack *beep*, why can’t he watch it and write about it. Why make me do it? This show sucks so much that I’m surprised Netflix didn’t pull the pin after they saw the first episode.
Continue reading “SENSE8 EP02 : *BEEP* FEST CONTINUES, ARGH!”
Sense8, the latest offering from The Wach…Wach-chows… the Matrix people. Big fan of the first Matrix movie, not so much of the second and third, but I paid for my ticket and even bought them on DVD.
Sensing that perhaps they were returning to their psychedelic roots and kung-fu action routines of yore, I tentatively awaited the release of Sense8.
Finally, I can say I have something in common with 50 Cent, we’re both fans of the star of Spy, Melissa McCathy. McCarthy is probably one of the funniest comedians around today, male or female, she’s just funny.
From the moment of their screen debut in 2010’s Despicable Me, Minions have come to occupy a special place in our hearts. Who doesn’t want a group of loyal little yellow cuties who make very little sense? They babysit your kids, build your crazy contraptions, have bomb etiquette training, and impersonate both Boys II Men and All4One. And the best part, they’re indestructible glow sticks, you crack a back and it glows. Booya!
This year, we have the origin movie. Finally, an origin movie that’s worth watching and actually going to not be predictable. Ba-nan-na!!!! Continue reading “MINIONS! MINIONS!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTV_Y5b72Hk UnReal is essentially a show based on the behind the scene action of a dating show very much like The Bachelor. It is dramatic, well scripted and at times confronting.
We’ve all been addicted to the drama that is The Bachelor, Joe Millionaire, There’s something about Miriam, etc, at one point or another. But what we’ve often failed to compute is how the producers go about getting the catty sound bites, or how they manage to find the right combination of crazy for the show.
The best worst movie of the 80s that’s been made in 2015. Boom! Never taking itself seriously and always fun, Kung Fury is the must see of 2015.
This movie is the epitome of a good bad movie. Now, if you’re confused, you won’t be once you’ve seen it. Laser Unicorns has produced a gem of a crap heap. From its bad 80s music, convoluted plot line rip off of every movie ever made, weird stiff acting, awkward pauses, incredibly awesome bad special effects and strange nonsensical dialogue, this movie has it all and you want it and more. Writer, Director and star, David Sandberg, took every cliché from the 80s movie making world, chucked it in a blender, and made this awesome piece of fun crapolla.
Continue reading “KUNG FURY : So tragically bad that it’s incredibly good”
George Clooney… mega movie star, sex symbol, political activist, but most importantly, former box office draw card.
Clooney’s fan base are aging and are no longer between their late teens and early 30s. The majority of his fans don’t want to see him in action movies or movies with other old men, they want to see him in a romantic comedy or a drama with some heart in it. But mostly, he’s no longer the cool drawcard that he once was for the younger demographic, which the action movie is targeting. Don’t get me wrong, I still adore the prankster, I just am not going to pay to see him in a movie that doesn’t tell me much.
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