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Sense8, the latest offering from The Wach…Wach-chows… the Matrix people. Big fan of the first Matrix movie, not so much of the second and third, but I paid for my ticket and even bought them on DVD.
Sensing that perhaps they were returning to their psychedelic roots and kung-fu action routines of yore, I tentatively awaited the release of Sense8.
Finally, I can say I have something in common with 50 Cent, we’re both fans of the star of Spy, Melissa McCathy. McCarthy is probably one of the funniest comedians around today, male or female, she’s just funny.
From the moment of their screen debut in 2010’s Despicable Me, Minions have come to occupy a special place in our hearts. Who doesn’t want a group of loyal little yellow cuties who make very little sense? They babysit your kids, build your crazy contraptions, have bomb etiquette training, and impersonate both Boys II Men and All4One. And the best part, they’re indestructible glow sticks, you crack a back and it glows. Booya!
This year, we have the origin movie. Finally, an origin movie that’s worth watching and actually going to not be predictable. Ba-nan-na!!!! Continue reading “MINIONS! MINIONS!”
When I grow up, I want to be a member of FIFA. I want to represent my country and collect as much bribes as possible and live large. Either that, or go be an official in a developing nation, that works too. But mostly, I want to be a FIFA official, and collect so much money that my puppy can have luxury penthouse apartments all over the world. Yay FIFA!
FIFA, the world’s most powerful sporting body, and richest, has made the news recently for all the wrong reasons. And as a “friend” has pointed out, I have painted this fine group with a single prejudicial brush. Shame on me.
Meh. Whatever dude, they’re (the ones who have and will be caught – just to cover my ass) a bunch of corrupt a’holes, who deserve to be investigated. And it’s all falling apart very quickly since May 2015.
Busy bodies and nosy parkers everywhere have long known that the greatest achievement in meddling in other people’s affairs is match making. This is where you, the overzealous one, is able to essentially quality control the “plus ones” in your life. Most of us just want to see our friends happy together, but don’t actually put much thought into it other than them both being single at the same time.
UnReal is essentially a show based on the behind the scene action of a dating show very much like The Bachelor. It is dramatic, well scripted and at times confronting.
We’ve all been addicted to the drama that is The Bachelor, Joe Millionaire, There’s something about Miriam, etc, at one point or another. But what we’ve often failed to compute is how the producers go about getting the catty sound bites, or how they manage to find the right combination of crazy for the show.
Goodbye Bruce, hello Caitlyn. And you know what, she’s beautiful.
Over the last few months, every medium of media has been bombarding you with stories about Bruce Jenner’s transgender shock announcement.
In the beginning of 2015, there was plenty of denial from the Jenner-Kardashian camp as to what was going on. And rightly so. This is an incredibly personal story and one that takes a lot of courage to deal on a personal level, let alone, the international stage.
Many of you are already infuriated that I have the audacity to even question Superman’s awesome rock hard body, let alone imply that he’s fat. I’ve thought about it long and hard and this is what health magazines, television, movies and the gym has taught me:
Sex, politics and religion are the three taboo topics in any office and often, social gatherings. You have your differing views and beliefs, and when you get a passionate person onto the topic, it’s like you wish a black hole would open up and swallow you whole. That’s right, you, not them, as inevitably, their rants (let’s call a spade a spade) will bring forth another’s rant. It’s like a never ending cycle. It’s just easier to remove yourself than them really.
Continue reading “Can I have a multiplier with my vote please?”
The news is in people… CSI is cancelled. Oh the horror for all you fans out there. But the worst news is that CSI Cyber is being renewed. Nooooooo!!!!!!!
Why oh why, oh why? I’ve been so intellectually stunned by this news, I couldn’t bring myself around to ranting about it until now.
Where have you gone wrong America? Continue reading “CSI CYBER – Another season?!!! Come on!”
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