AVENGERS AGE OF ULTRON

Avengers Age Of Ultron
Avengers Age Of Ultron

I am definitely a minority when I say this, and please, do not shoot me for it: I am sick of super hero movies.

Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, The X-Men, Batman, Superman, Spiderman, The Fantastic Four… and these are just the ones that I can name off the top of my head.  Let me surmise the general gist of all these movies:

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MAD MAX: FURY ROAD

madmaxMad Max, a cinematic classic.  One which propelled its star and Director to the international stage.  An iconic movie, one which seemed everyone who’d ever watched a movie had watched.  Everyone that is, except me.  It turned out, I was living under the romantic comedy rock known as Meg Ryan.

So, with my deep insight to the post apocalyptic world blah blah, I eagerly went to the premier of this colossal Australian production of epic car chases and weird super white crazies.

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50 SHADES OF GREY

The movie is as good as this 'art work'
The movie is as good as this ‘art work’

50 Shades, is there are shittier movie out in 2015?  I fail to see how a movie could be worse, but bring on the contenders!  I am up to the challenge.

Over the last 2 years, 50 Shades has popped up at various conversations with my friends.  Some suggesting I should read it because “It’s so you”.  I was like, “Huh? This romance novel is about a guy in grey suits who goes around murdering 50 women?”  Crime being my current genre, it turns out, I was a little wrong.  So, when one friend deemed it necessary to enlighten me about the specifics of the book, I shrugged and moved on.  BDSM, how is this me?  What?  Continue reading “50 SHADES OF GREY”

CSI: Cyber… why oh why is it still on?

The ghost lady and Dawson carrying guns
The ghost lady and Dawson carrying guns

Patricia Arquette guest starred on an episode of CSI last year which had gotten me exited at the prospect of a new spin off.  Something exciting, it was deep web crime.  It was going to be about busting child pornography rings, human trafficking syndicates, sexual slavery, polish immigration and finding large terrorist encryption files on cat videos on youtube.  You know, the usual high tech stuff.

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