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The news is in people… CSI is cancelled. Oh the horror for all you fans out there. But the worst news is that CSI Cyber is being renewed. Nooooooo!!!!!!!
Why oh why, oh why? I’ve been so intellectually stunned by this news, I couldn’t bring myself around to ranting about it until now.
Where have you gone wrong America? Continue reading “CSI CYBER – Another season?!!! Come on!”
The best worst movie of the 80s that’s been made in 2015. Boom! Never taking itself seriously and always fun, Kung Fury is the must see of 2015.
This movie is the epitome of a good bad movie. Now, if you’re confused, you won’t be once you’ve seen it. Laser Unicorns has produced a gem of a crap heap. From its bad 80s music, convoluted plot line rip off of every movie ever made, weird stiff acting, awkward pauses, incredibly awesome bad special effects and strange nonsensical dialogue, this movie has it all and you want it and more. Writer, Director and star, David Sandberg, took every cliché from the 80s movie making world, chucked it in a blender, and made this awesome piece of fun crapolla.
Continue reading “KUNG FURY : So tragically bad that it’s incredibly good”
George Clooney… mega movie star, sex symbol, political activist, but most importantly, former box office draw card.
Clooney’s fan base are aging and are no longer between their late teens and early 30s. The majority of his fans don’t want to see him in action movies or movies with other old men, they want to see him in a romantic comedy or a drama with some heart in it. But mostly, he’s no longer the cool drawcard that he once was for the younger demographic, which the action movie is targeting. Don’t get me wrong, I still adore the prankster, I just am not going to pay to see him in a movie that doesn’t tell me much.
I am definitely a minority when I say this, and please, do not shoot me for it: I am sick of super hero movies.
Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, The X-Men, Batman, Superman, Spiderman, The Fantastic Four… and these are just the ones that I can name off the top of my head. Let me surmise the general gist of all these movies:
Mad Max, a cinematic classic. One which propelled its star and Director to the international stage. An iconic movie, one which seemed everyone who’d ever watched a movie had watched. Everyone that is, except me. It turned out, I was living under the romantic comedy rock known as Meg Ryan.
So, with my deep insight to the post apocalyptic world blah blah, I eagerly went to the premier of this colossal Australian production of epic car chases and weird super white crazies.
50 Shades, is there are shittier movie out in 2015? I fail to see how a movie could be worse, but bring on the contenders! I am up to the challenge.
Over the last 2 years, 50 Shades has popped up at various conversations with my friends. Some suggesting I should read it because “It’s so you”. I was like, “Huh? This romance novel is about a guy in grey suits who goes around murdering 50 women?” Crime being my current genre, it turns out, I was a little wrong. So, when one friend deemed it necessary to enlighten me about the specifics of the book, I shrugged and moved on. BDSM, how is this me? What? Continue reading “50 SHADES OF GREY”
Patricia Arquette guest starred on an episode of CSI last year which had gotten me exited at the prospect of a new spin off. Something exciting, it was deep web crime. It was going to be about busting child pornography rings, human trafficking syndicates, sexual slavery, polish immigration and finding large terrorist encryption files on cat videos on youtube. You know, the usual high tech stuff.
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