Minions, they’re doomed from the minute that they appear on screen in most movies. They have to do the horrible leg work, battle heroes who are way above their league in power and skill. They get killed by their all powerful evil overlords Continue reading “MINION TRAINING COLLEGE: ADULTS ONLY”
I really wanted to like this show, I was a supporter of Bruce Jenner, and now, am a supporter of Caitlyn Jenner. I wish nothing but the best for her, and I wish that she has an awesome life being her true self.
But damn, this show is boring.
- Having nothing to do
As a child, you would sit there and complain that you’re bored and have nothing to do, whilst your friend James is off climbing a mountain with his family.
As an adult, you sit there with a grand smile on your face as you do nothing, whilst your friend James is off climbing a mountain. Sucker.
- Sleeping in on the weekend
As a child, you couldn’t wait to Continue reading “THINGS YOU HATED AS A KID BUT LOVE AS AN ADULT”
*Warning, this piece is a little crass.
So, I’ve had a very passionate hate-tolerate relationship with Sense8. And quite frankly, ditching it and forgetting that crap was a welcoming relief. I couldn’t sit through the entire season, it was torturous. Continue reading “SENSE8: SEASON 2, SH*T OR GOOD?”
Jane and John met during first year university. They didn’t do the same course, they weren’t in the same classes. Their paths did not cross each other through their university lives. It was through an extended network of friends that their paths crossed. Continue reading “Finding Mr & Mrs Right: The gold digger”
A young mother crouches down to her daughter, she fixes the cherubic little girls ponytail, gives her a tender kiss on the cheek and a hug. Then she says to the little girl, ever so lovingly, “You’re so beautiful.” And gently pats the little girl on the bat, encouraging her to play in the playground with the other toddlers.
A loving scene, a familiar scene. A wonderful moment, making the Continue reading “YOUR WORTH IS IN YOUR LOOKS”
The first Kung Fu Panda came out when Angelina Jolie was pregnant with her twins. By the time the second Kung Fu Panda was released, we forgot that she stole Brad from Jennifer Aniston, and Jennifer had started dating her fiance Justin Theroux. Now, with the third due out in 2016, I wonder where we will be with the Brangelina and Aniston saga when it’s released.
And we all know that there was going to be third Continue reading “Kung Fu Panda 3 – they’re back”
Sherlock Holmes has received a resurgence in popularity in the last five years. We’ve had movies, television series, he’s brought into the modern age and we’ve even had a female Watson. As audiences, we’ve lapped up the greatest detective of all time, enjoying the annoying charming charmless know-it-all in any form we can get him.
“It’s not cheating when we’re not in the same postcode.” Cheating Scum declared merrily to me, laughing at how clever he thought he was for having stepped out from right under his girlfriends’ nose time and again. And I mean girlfriends. There hasn’t been a single one with whom he hasn’t cheated on, and this is a proud point for Cheating Scum.
Cheating Scum isn’t overly good looking, but what he is is charming, he’s engaging and has a way of making the women in his life feel as though they are the only woman in the entire world. He’s confident, he’s witty, he’s generous. He is the type of guy to shower a woman Continue reading “CONFIDENCES OF A CHEATING SCUM”
Wearables, there are so many out in the market these days, and you can research until the cows come home before you decide which is the one for you. Continue reading “FITBIT: App flaws and annoyances”
Ranter & Banter 