Spectre is stale, it’s chauvinistic, it’s predictable and it’s really really bad. Continue reading “Review: BOND… BACK TO DAYS OF OLD…”
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(It turns out, I am wrong. Oh, spoiler alert for those who haven’t seen Gone Girl yet.)
I was a child when the amazingly talented Richard Marx Continue reading “GONE GIRL, IT’S JUST LIKE HAZARD!”
For all you Hunger Games fans out there, this movie is bittersweet. With much anticipation and sorrow at knowing that your franchise is coming to its end. And for the uninitiated, don’t bother seeing this movie.
Part 2 definitely requires you to see Part 1, if you were to go into it cold, you would be absolutely lost and have no chance whatsoever figuring out why JLaw is wearing a wig and can’t speak properly. So, let’s get that out of the way first and foremost. She’s wearing a wig, gasp, shock, horror… done. Let’s move on.
This movie assumes Continue reading “THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY – PART 2, REVIEW”
What better way to cement your devotion and love when you’re a celebrity other than inking your love’s name and/or renewing your wedding vows? There is nothing more romantic, more true to your love, than declaring it in this form.
Well, in truth, anything is better. It’s basically the kiss of death for a relationship.
Relationships seem Continue reading “WANT TO END YOUR RELATIONSHIP? TATTOO THEIR NAME”
Matt Damon has returned in a big way with The Martian. He’s taken what was given to him and he ran with it. Well, kinda.
This is a movie of survival, American ingenuity and the never say die spirit that makes Americans the best people in the world. Eye roll.
It’s a spectacle, that’s for sure. But at the end of the day, it’s actually quite a dull movie. Continue reading “THE MARTIAN: Boring”
I love the idea of Con Man, as you can clearly tell from my excitement from the previous article. Vimeo released it on October 30th, and it’s now there for all to rent.
But perhaps my overzealous desire Continue reading “CON MAN: EP01 TO EP04”
The latest offering from Gwyneth Paltrow’s boyfriend kicked off with a bang, or more precisely, a scream. Or multiple screams to be exact.
It’s witty, sarcastic, over the top Continue reading “SCREAM QUEENS”
For the longest time, I would blame actors for making shitty movies. It was their fault that a movie would flop, and it was their fault that they uttered crappy dialogue. Really, these people should know better. As though, the actors (especially the A-listers) had full control over the script and where the story was going to go.
Then it dawned on me, because I’m an idiot of epic Continue reading “MICHAEL BAY CONTINUES TO SH*T ON MY CHILDHOOD”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p1UolwzD04
Minions, they’re doomed from the minute that they appear on screen in most movies. They have to do the horrible leg work, battle heroes who are way above their league in power and skill. They get killed by their all powerful evil overlords Continue reading “MINION TRAINING COLLEGE: ADULTS ONLY”
I really wanted to like this show, I was a supporter of Bruce Jenner, and now, am a supporter of Caitlyn Jenner. I wish nothing but the best for her, and I wish that she has an awesome life being her true self.
But damn, this show is boring.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKZCcVKVHws
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