Finding Mr & Mrs Right: The once in a lifetime lovers

John and Jane met each other as teenagers on a joint family trip.  John was Jane’s first boyfriend, her first kiss. But with them living on opposite sides of the world, their relationship was cute.  It was temporary and lasted the duration of the holiday.  It was a sweet childhood relationship that they would both look back on fondly as they grew up and became adults.

Over the years, they would write letters Continue reading “Finding Mr & Mrs Right: The once in a lifetime lovers”

5 THINGS THAT HURT YOUR FEELINGS IN YOUR 20’s

In your 20s, we officially become an adult.  We’re earning money, living on our own, travelling and discovering the world and thinking that we have everything at our feet.

Our friends are the most important people in our lives and there’s nothing better than partying Continue reading “5 THINGS THAT HURT YOUR FEELINGS IN YOUR 20’s”

Finding Mr & Mrs Right: The settlers

I have often wondered why people get together.  Some have nothing in common, their tastes range so drastically, but yet, they’re together.

And sometimes, these people that I don’t understand make the best partnership.

John liked Jane, Continue reading “Finding Mr & Mrs Right: The settlers”

MICHAEL BAY CONTINUES TO SH*T ON MY CHILDHOOD

For the longest time, I would blame actors for making shitty movies.  It was their fault that a movie would flop, and it was their fault that they uttered crappy dialogue.  Really, these people should know better.  As though, the actors (especially the A-listers) had full control over the script and where the story was going to go.

Then it dawned on me, because I’m an idiot of epic Continue reading “MICHAEL BAY CONTINUES TO SH*T ON MY CHILDHOOD”

WHAT WE’VE LEARNT FROM THE ASHLEY MADISON HACK

When A-list celebrities have their phones hacked, the world was quick to jump online and see the nude photos.  With a lot of conservatives jumping up and down and claiming that these poor women had it coming.  If you don’t want your nude selfies plastered all over the internet, don’t take them.  That being the comment that was most uttered by unsympathetic individuals all over the world.

The ridiculousness of that statement Continue reading “WHAT WE’VE LEARNT FROM THE ASHLEY MADISON HACK”

MINION TRAINING COLLEGE: ADULTS ONLY

Minions, they’re doomed from the minute that they appear on screen in most movies.  They have to do the horrible leg work, battle heroes who are way above their league in power and skill.  They get killed by their all powerful evil overlords Continue reading “MINION TRAINING COLLEGE: ADULTS ONLY”

THINGS YOU HATED AS A KID BUT LOVE AS AN ADULT

  1. Having nothing to do

As a child, you would sit there and complain that you’re bored and have nothing to do, whilst your friend James is off climbing a mountain with his family.

As an adult, you sit there with a grand smile on your face as you do nothing, whilst your friend James is off climbing a mountain.  Sucker.

  1. Sleeping in on the weekend

As a child, you couldn’t wait to Continue reading “THINGS YOU HATED AS A KID BUT LOVE AS AN ADULT”

SENSE8: SEASON 2, SH*T OR GOOD?

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*Warning, this piece is a little crass.

So, I’ve had a very passionate hate-tolerate relationship with Sense8.  And quite frankly, ditching it and forgetting that crap was a welcoming relief. I couldn’t sit through the entire season, it was torturous.  Continue reading “SENSE8: SEASON 2, SH*T OR GOOD?”