That face, that face, that dangerous face
I mustn’t be unwise
Those lips, that nose, those eyes
Could lead to my demise
The only thing better than an okay DJ that plays pop tunes is a sexy good girl turned bad looking DJ that plays pop tunes. Straight outta Korea comes a lushes doll faced perky, sexy mamma that goes by the name DJ Soda. While she has this one sick beat that she drops throughout her whole set, it’s reused in all of her sets. Most of the tracks she plays are catchy and identifiable, but she does interlaces some songs I’ve never heard before. And it’s these times when i’m like “that’s a craft only sick DJs have”. Sometimes I go to listen to her on youtube because it’s got so many skanks in it, it would give Dan Bilzerian’s instagram account a run for his money. For all you retired clubbers out there, this will take you back in time. A time when you worked for the weekend and it was all about what’s going to happen this weekend or what happened on the weekend.
She’s got the looks, she’s got the Air Jordons and Parential Advisory cap. And she comes in short shorts, that’s a recipe for success. Even if she was playing a pre-record and miming her whole set, she would still be a great if not the best female DJ. Young clubbers will drool and hold her high, while this old retired club go-er will admire from afar.
Keep doing ya thang Dj Soda.
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