“It’s not cheating when we’re not in the same postcode.” Cheating Scum declared merrily to me, laughing at how clever he thought he was for having stepped out from right under his girlfriends’ nose time and again. And I mean girlfriends. There hasn’t been a single one with whom he hasn’t cheated on, and this is a proud point for Cheating Scum.
Cheating Scum isn’t overly good looking, but what he is is charming, he’s engaging and has a way of making the women in his life feel as though they are the only woman in the entire world. He’s confident, he’s witty, he’s generous. He is the type of guy to shower a woman with roses and chocolates, and take women on romantic weekends away in his ever so flashy sports car.
Cheating Scum confesses that he doesn’t use his wealth to impress initially, that’s the clincher afterwards. He uses his charm and wit to get what he wants, and the money is a bonus, making the girls think that they’re found their prince charming. Ever ready to boast to their friends what an amazing man they’ve managed to find.
Cheating Scum has been engaged 3 times, each time he uses the same ring. How does he manage to get it back? Simple, he very eloquently informs them that the ring is a symbol of their commitment to each other, and if they don’t get married, then, the ring will be returned to him. These woman agree to it, as they believe that they’ve met their future husband.
Cheating Scum incorporates these women into all aspects of his life very early on. He introduces them to his group of friends, who all know his true cheating nature. They smile politely and some even make small talk with the girl, but they all know that she’s just one of two or six that he’s currently got on the line.
During the dating process, Cheating Scum will happily date as many women as possible, he goes around collecting them. Inevitably, these women will want to have the talk and try to get a commitment from him, again, Cheating Scum has a line which gets the women to back down. It goes a little something like this:
“You mean the world to me, you’re an amazing woman, and if I were in the right mind frame for a relationship right now, you are my choice. You are exactly what I am looking for, but right now, I am not in a place in my life to make a commitment to anyone, and it wouldn’t be fair to you. I have to sort my life out first. I love what we are and where we’re at, I think we have a great relationship and I’m sorry to say that right now, this is all that I’m able to offer. When I’m ready to make a commitment, you will have it. And when I do commit, it’s only for the real thing, which I think you can be.”
Or something along those lines. Women are then content to stick around whilst he plays around. Cheating Scum is a master of lies, and he’s got a web that is so masterfully weaved.
Here are some rules to which Cheating Scum lives by:
- When the girlfriend/fiancé isn’t around, he can cheat. It’s her fault that she let him out of her sight.
- Make sure you only introduce potentials and girlfriends to friends who won’t tell her that she’s just another number.
- Keep conversational subjects the same to all women when dating multiple at the same time.
- Always call them by the same nickname, and don’t write names in text messages to prevent misdirected messages.
- If you cheat with a family member, make sure it’s with a vindictive one, they like the thrill and enjoy the knowledge that they’ve screwed over their relative.
- Flowers given at random times makes the women complacent and think that you’re Prince Charming, and even when you’ve broken up, they will continue to think the world of you.
- Always end a relationship on a high note, so that the woman will happily tell her friends how great you are, so you can potentially tap the hot friend.
- Never hit on a friend’s girlfriend or wife.
- Always enable access to his Facebook account, but prevents the majority of people to post on his wall or see his friends.
Cheating Scum is so smooth, for him, it’s all a number’s game. And his best pick up line is a masterpiece. He finds a girl across the bar, he makes eye contact and continues to look at her throughout the night on and off. Then, either he pretends to leave, or on the verge of leaving, he walks towards the door, but has a change of mind. Walks over to the woman and says:
“Hi, I’m about to leave, but I couldn’t go without coming over and saying hi, and tell you that you’ve taken my breath away tonight.” Or, something to that extent.
Yes, Cheating Scum once informed me of the following for women to ensure that their men aren’t cheating on them:
- If he’s not answering your phone calls, then, he’s most likely with another woman.
- If he’s not answering your text messages straight away, then, he’s with another woman.
- If he’s doing a lot of “guy’s weekends”, he’s with another woman.
- If he’s not willing to give you a proper commitment, then, he’s seeing other women.
- If he answers the phone and uses your name rather than an endearment like he usually does, he’s probably with another woman.
Cheating Scum is an anomaly and is in constant search for love, and often declares himself in love. He is very generous with the “I love you”, whenever the time seems right, he will say it. He’s a cautionary tale for women everywhere.
But one thing he said always resonated with me, “All the women I’ve been with have been happier after I’ve left them, they now know what it’s like to be treated like a princess.”
My rebuttal was simple, “If any of them knew the truth, that they were played and not the princess to a doting lover, none of them would thank you for your relationship and time together. They would feel stupid, resentful and hate your guts you jackass.”
Cameron Diaz said something on The Graham Norton show, “Everyone has been cheated on.” it is only a matter of you knowing it or not.
Do you have an experience of being cheated on?
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